The Fortune Cookie

I have a fortune cookie slip taped to my fridge that says:

You will come to realizations in your life that will change you forever.

I doubt that these are among them, but at least they are fun:

1. I've come to realize that, when I talk: I'm not necessarily saying what I'm thinking, or vice versa.

2. I've come to realize that, somewhere, someone is thinking: about far more important things than this blog.

3. I've come to realize that, I'll always have: a need for my mother and the support of good friends

4. I've come to realize that, my cell phone is: so high tech!

5. I've come to realize that, when I wake up in the morning: it's probably not fair, but I pee before I take my babe out to do the same.

6. I've come to realize that, before I go to sleep at night I: love to read and have missed that ritual.

7. I've come to realize that, right now I am thinking about: how loud Stitch is snoring. Do they make breathe-rights for dogs?

8. I've come to realize that, I get on facebook: too much.

9. I've come to realize, that tonight I will: perhaps go and buy a school supply at the national bookstore. Well, I've accepted it more than realized - I hate spending money on them.

10. I've come to realize that, school is: where I belong, in any capacity.

11. I've come to realize that, tomorrow I will: wake up at 4:45 am because its school day.



Maybe it's not what the fortune cookie had in mind, but I like it.