Why do I feel stupid when I'm around him?

(gasp)

I have this blooper at the OPEN COLLAR. But this is not the only time that happened to me. It's almost like everyday when I am around him.

At the open collar an officer approached us and said, "When we call the family and love ones you can go near them and open their COLLARS."

That's a simple instruction, right?

Now It was the time to go near him (Mayo), I am so sure what to do. Suddenly, my mind was so mixed, like I forgot the whole thing. My excitement came over me. I'm running to go near him. Searching him in line. And there, I saw him.

Yeah, so I was near him now, So close.

I'm taking off his scarf!

He said,"no, not there. Here in front. Open one button in front, MY COLLAR."

Oh yeah, His COLLAR. Not the SCARF. Stupid!

What the heck am I doing?! Gosh, I was so embarrassed!

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The other embarrassing moment is when he asked me if I know how to sew, and I said YES. He asked me to sew his cloth and I started sewing it in a sewing machine. I am wondering why it's not working, Then I saw the machine was unplugged! Stupid!

second was when we were at the restaurant, he wrote something in a small paper and made me read it. It says, "Can you duet with me later at the cruisin' song?". I thought it was really for me then I replied, "Sorry. My voice is very bad"

He said, "I'll give this letter to the lady at our back because she has a beautiful voice. Is my message alright?" Shoot! Another stupidity.

lastly, when we travel outside he can see me from the center mirror of the car that my mouth is open when I'm sleeping at the back! geez!

If I were him, I'm already turned off!

waaaahhh... Mommy! I wanna cry! I'm so stupid!

Almost Lost

Last Thursday, Mom drived me to Ateneo de Manila University, one of the prestigious college schools in the Philippines. We were there to get an application form.

The school was so awesome! many richy rich plus brainy students study in that school. I saw a lot of foreigners, Cute boys and lovely girls roaming around the campus. And the facilities were so clean and looked good.

And yeah, Mom said I have to go alone to get the form I need. She'll just wait for me at the parking area.

I started to get nervous. It was my first time. I felt like a transferee entering a new school. but I'm not transfering, and I don't have the assurance that I can pass the exam and enter that school. But I really want to. I just need faith.

All I have to do is to get an application form. Simple as that.

But, As I started walking, my knees were trembling. When I asked the information desk where's the Administration Office, I can't speak fluently even I was already using our own language.

The guy gave me a simple instruction. After that I thanked him and walked on my own.

I'm already walking so long but can't find the place he mentioned. I want to cry. My feeling is very different, like a kid lost in a mall, you know. I still moved forward when suddenly mom called me behind.

She followed me. I felt a relief. Thank God.

Mom was just testing me if I can really be alone that time.

And you know the answer.

LOL.

Mom, ever supportive mother.

My Reckless Mother

No. It's not what you think when you read the title.

This was something funny!

My mother and I are so close with each other. We usually talk about everything we like to share. There was this time when mom was driving while chatting with me including my two younger siblings. I was beside her. We are going to the hardware.

Suddenly, all of us went up and down and my ass hurts! Mom's busy talking to us and so are we, we noticed after the incident that there was a hump on the road. It wasn't painted so we hardly see even our eyes are focused on the track. We started to laugh hard! I don't know but it's sort kind of fun!

ok, I'll skip the part with having a business at the hardware. We're going back to the track we passed a while ago. This time we were all silent. Mom's eyes are focused on the road...
... Here we go again, we went up and down and for the second time my ass hurt again!

We laugh and laugh until I said, "Gosh mom, you missed that again. You're a reckless driver!"

And that's how it ends.