Saturday, January 21, 2012
Life is more fun with them!
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Stressful Tuesday!
Friday, July 15, 2011
One time at the school's cafeteria :)
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE PRESS THE REMOTE CONTROL SO HARD WHEN THEY KNOW THAT THE BATTERIES ARE ALREADY LOW?
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Sunday, May 1, 2011
In a mall..
Me: beautiful?
LOL. I don't know, but I really am surprise when a stranger I talk to adds adjective in their statement. Maybe I'm just flattered. And before I can make a respond, I gave her a smile that looks like this:
Thursday, April 21, 2011
I won't let the temptation go over me!
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Spelling Demons
- traveler. The British spell it with two l's, but Americans don't double-up, except in accented syllables (such as controlled, referral, propeller).
- coolly. Here, you're just adding the suffix to the root. (I know it still looks funny. But it's right. Trust me.)
- embarrass. Two r's and two s's. But then again, we have harass.
- unparalleled. Memorize this sucker. There's no other way around it.
- nickel. Is there any justice in the world?
- glamour. We can deal with this … but what about glamorous?
- resuscitate. That's why people learn CPR; they're too busy being heroes (not heros) to spell what they just did.
- genealogy. Like its first cousins mineralogy and analogy, one of a few words that doesn't end with -ology.
- pavilion. That's what we get for taking words from the French. Cotillion andvermilion also pose difficulty.
- dysfunction. Because so many people have it, better learn how to spell it (maybe a cure is easier?).
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Must be the wackiest day of his life
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Kirby’s first day
4:30 am - Kirby’s arrival
6:30 - breakfast at home
9:20 – early lunch
12:00 nn - @ MOA; shopping
- had merienda @ DQ
- had dinner @ Kenny Roger’s
- watched Harry Potter 7 part 1
8:40 pm - driving home
10:00 - @ home
10:30- Went to bed and sleep
It’s so fun to be around with my cousin, he’s so cute, bubbly, and very forgiving. He was the one who invited us to watch Harry Potter 7, but when we were already there, he was snoring infront of the screen … hahaha... And
So far so good, he enjoys staying with us here in the
Another inspiring day 11.22.10
Today, Janus made my day a good start. He went to school to give me instructions for he and my family will leave the house. I blushed when he came to talk to me.
…. And because of him, I was chosen to be the best student to give speech in Filipino subject for this day, and I believe my week will be as good as this Monday.
With full of love,
Erica ♥
Monday, November 8, 2010
Church is cool!
My family and I went to the church to attend mass. I was very happy in the morning because of the priest’s story in homily. He was narrating to us a wife who just got home from church and learned something new from the priest who led the mass earlier. She approached her husband and said, “Honey, the priest said that there is no marriage in heaven, that when we die. We won’t recognize each other anymore. It’s sad to know.
The husband laughed and faced his wife, “Why yes, honey! If there is marriage in heaven, it won’t be heaven anymore.” He paused. “You know. It will look like hell.”
Everybody inside the church laughed at the story. Many agreed because their understanding would be that those wives will never stop nagging their husbands even they are already in heaven. Heaven will still be a headache for the men.
And there was another one.
One day the priest asked a male college student why he didn’t choose to be a priest like him. The guy said, if he’ll be a priest, he won’t be able to marry a woman. The priest agreed with his answer and walked away. He found another person to interview, this time it was a female. He asked her, “Why didn’t you choose to be a nun? Being one of the sisters is not hard. All you have to do is pray inside the convent. Why?”
The female answered the same question like the first one. “Simple, if I’ll be a nun I won’t be able to marry a man.”
Back to the mass, the priest we were that moment pointed to the nuns beside us and said, “So they don’t have a boyfriend, do you, sisters? Or was that a lie?”
We laughed again for the second time.
The priest said something after that but I failed to hear it. All I heard at the last was, “Don’t worry, sisters. When I die and didn’t see any good looking man in heaven I will haunt you and tell you to date one, so you can experience how it’s like to be, right? Not bad.”
For the last time, the crowd laughed again. I laughed too, because they were laughing.
We ended the masses with smiles on our faces.
Friday, September 17, 2010
From Bad to Worse
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Define 'Happines'
I am excited about what is next.
I know what is happiness.
I know where is happiness.
I have found happiness.
Have you?
Saturday, September 4, 2010
back at it
WG: Can I help you find something?
Student: I'm looking for Room 23.
WG: You found it.
Student: Where?
WG: This room. It's number 23.
Student: No, that's where I'm going.
WG: But you're already here.
Student: Where?
WG: Room 23.
Student: Yeah, where's that?
WG: (Sigh) Go ask the teacher next door.
Kids Say the Darndest Things
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Meet Gabi. Gabi will be 6 on Sunday. Gabi told me I have to be at her birthday party. Gabi is in love with the idea of being in love. Everything is weddings or boyfriends or something in-between. When asked the very important question of "How do you show Jesus you love him?" Gabi's response was "When you love Jesus you get married." (Her answer graced the front page of the sacrament program.)
A few nights ago I was cuddling with Gabi in the living room. "Guess who I love," I said to Gabi. She looked up me and said all seriously, "Fox" (Fox is a friend of mine who Gabi hadn't seen in MONTHS. I think Gabi is in love with Fox.) I laughed and said, "I love YOU Gabi."
Gabi looked frustrated and threw her hands up in the air and said rather loudly and with a tone, "If everybody loves somebody why doesn't anybody EVER get married???"
A very good question my adorable niece, a very good question indeed.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Overheard Conversation 2.0
Earlier in school, we checked our seatworks, That was in TLE time. The Items were over 20 and I only got 19 (phew! too bad, didn't make it). I was with my buddy, Dela Vega, that time. We were talking when another classmate butt-in.
The conversation started:
Classmate: Jan, what's your score?
Dela Vega: 19, why?
C: Oh, nothing. We just have the same score. It's just that yours is one higher than mine.
DV: Ah------ hahaha! (sarcastic)
Me: (Listening to them)
After they had there little talk I approached DV again and said, "He is weird. It's so weird. It's so, so weird!" (Making face), And he just kept laughing about it.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Humor for Lexophiles
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
6. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
7. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
8. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it!
9. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
10. The dead batteries were given out, free of charge.
11. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
12. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is just two-tired.
13. A will is a dead giveaway.
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
16. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
17. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting in linoleum blownapart.
18. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
19. A calendar's days are numbered.
20. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
21. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
22. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
23. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
24. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
NSF
Dear Sirs,
I recently received a notice on one of my checks that said "insufficient funds." In view of what is going on internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me. Does that refer to me or to you?
Sincerely,
A depositor
Life is more fun with them!
Stressful Tuesday!
One time at the school's cafeteria :)
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE PRESS THE REMOTE CONTROL SO HARD WHEN THEY KNOW THAT THE BATTERIES ARE ALREADY LOW?
In a mall..
Me: beautiful?
LOL. I don't know, but I really am surprise when a stranger I talk to adds adjective in their statement. Maybe I'm just flattered. And before I can make a respond, I gave her a smile that looks like this:
I won't let the temptation go over me!
Spelling Demons
- traveler. The British spell it with two l's, but Americans don't double-up, except in accented syllables (such as controlled, referral, propeller).
- coolly. Here, you're just adding the suffix to the root. (I know it still looks funny. But it's right. Trust me.)
- embarrass. Two r's and two s's. But then again, we have harass.
- unparalleled. Memorize this sucker. There's no other way around it.
- nickel. Is there any justice in the world?
- glamour. We can deal with this … but what about glamorous?
- resuscitate. That's why people learn CPR; they're too busy being heroes (not heros) to spell what they just did.
- genealogy. Like its first cousins mineralogy and analogy, one of a few words that doesn't end with -ology.
- pavilion. That's what we get for taking words from the French. Cotillion andvermilion also pose difficulty.
- dysfunction. Because so many people have it, better learn how to spell it (maybe a cure is easier?).
Must be the wackiest day of his life
Kirby’s first day
4:30 am - Kirby’s arrival
6:30 - breakfast at home
9:20 – early lunch
12:00 nn - @ MOA; shopping
- had merienda @ DQ
- had dinner @ Kenny Roger’s
- watched Harry Potter 7 part 1
8:40 pm - driving home
10:00 - @ home
10:30- Went to bed and sleep
It’s so fun to be around with my cousin, he’s so cute, bubbly, and very forgiving. He was the one who invited us to watch Harry Potter 7, but when we were already there, he was snoring infront of the screen … hahaha... And
So far so good, he enjoys staying with us here in the
Another inspiring day 11.22.10
Today, Janus made my day a good start. He went to school to give me instructions for he and my family will leave the house. I blushed when he came to talk to me.
…. And because of him, I was chosen to be the best student to give speech in Filipino subject for this day, and I believe my week will be as good as this Monday.
With full of love,
Erica ♥
Church is cool!
My family and I went to the church to attend mass. I was very happy in the morning because of the priest’s story in homily. He was narrating to us a wife who just got home from church and learned something new from the priest who led the mass earlier. She approached her husband and said, “Honey, the priest said that there is no marriage in heaven, that when we die. We won’t recognize each other anymore. It’s sad to know.
The husband laughed and faced his wife, “Why yes, honey! If there is marriage in heaven, it won’t be heaven anymore.” He paused. “You know. It will look like hell.”
Everybody inside the church laughed at the story. Many agreed because their understanding would be that those wives will never stop nagging their husbands even they are already in heaven. Heaven will still be a headache for the men.
And there was another one.
One day the priest asked a male college student why he didn’t choose to be a priest like him. The guy said, if he’ll be a priest, he won’t be able to marry a woman. The priest agreed with his answer and walked away. He found another person to interview, this time it was a female. He asked her, “Why didn’t you choose to be a nun? Being one of the sisters is not hard. All you have to do is pray inside the convent. Why?”
The female answered the same question like the first one. “Simple, if I’ll be a nun I won’t be able to marry a man.”
Back to the mass, the priest we were that moment pointed to the nuns beside us and said, “So they don’t have a boyfriend, do you, sisters? Or was that a lie?”
We laughed again for the second time.
The priest said something after that but I failed to hear it. All I heard at the last was, “Don’t worry, sisters. When I die and didn’t see any good looking man in heaven I will haunt you and tell you to date one, so you can experience how it’s like to be, right? Not bad.”
For the last time, the crowd laughed again. I laughed too, because they were laughing.
We ended the masses with smiles on our faces.
From Bad to Worse
Define 'Happines'
I am excited about what is next.
I know what is happiness.
I know where is happiness.
I have found happiness.
Have you?
back at it
WG: Can I help you find something?
Student: I'm looking for Room 23.
WG: You found it.
Student: Where?
WG: This room. It's number 23.
Student: No, that's where I'm going.
WG: But you're already here.
Student: Where?
WG: Room 23.
Student: Yeah, where's that?
WG: (Sigh) Go ask the teacher next door.
Kids Say the Darndest Things
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Meet Gabi. Gabi will be 6 on Sunday. Gabi told me I have to be at her birthday party. Gabi is in love with the idea of being in love. Everything is weddings or boyfriends or something in-between. When asked the very important question of "How do you show Jesus you love him?" Gabi's response was "When you love Jesus you get married." (Her answer graced the front page of the sacrament program.)
A few nights ago I was cuddling with Gabi in the living room. "Guess who I love," I said to Gabi. She looked up me and said all seriously, "Fox" (Fox is a friend of mine who Gabi hadn't seen in MONTHS. I think Gabi is in love with Fox.) I laughed and said, "I love YOU Gabi."
Gabi looked frustrated and threw her hands up in the air and said rather loudly and with a tone, "If everybody loves somebody why doesn't anybody EVER get married???"
A very good question my adorable niece, a very good question indeed.
Overheard Conversation 2.0
Earlier in school, we checked our seatworks, That was in TLE time. The Items were over 20 and I only got 19 (phew! too bad, didn't make it). I was with my buddy, Dela Vega, that time. We were talking when another classmate butt-in.
The conversation started:
Classmate: Jan, what's your score?
Dela Vega: 19, why?
C: Oh, nothing. We just have the same score. It's just that yours is one higher than mine.
DV: Ah------ hahaha! (sarcastic)
Me: (Listening to them)
After they had there little talk I approached DV again and said, "He is weird. It's so weird. It's so, so weird!" (Making face), And he just kept laughing about it.
Humor for Lexophiles
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
6. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
7. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
8. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it!
9. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
10. The dead batteries were given out, free of charge.
11. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
12. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is just two-tired.
13. A will is a dead giveaway.
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
16. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
17. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting in linoleum blownapart.
18. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
19. A calendar's days are numbered.
20. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
21. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
22. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
23. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
24. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
NSF
Dear Sirs,
I recently received a notice on one of my checks that said "insufficient funds." In view of what is going on internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me. Does that refer to me or to you?
Sincerely,
A depositor




