Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Life is more fun with them!

Was with Danica & Andrea at KFC that time. Decided to make a GIF for something new to see on my blog.



Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Stressful Tuesday!

I lacked sleep from last night. I only had 4 hours of sleep and I felt so cranky this morning. I woke up at 4:00am and left the house at 5:40am. If I'll leave later than that I'll be late on my 7:30am class. I don't have a choice. This is going to be my routine everyday for the whole 2nd semester.

Anyways, whenever someone would talk to me, I would give them a rude answer subconsciously. I could also sense myself frowning the whole time. I even tried to close my eyes for quick seconds when my professors were facing the blackboard while discussing something in class for I was so sleepy. In addition, I get easily annoyed of something or someone just because it or she looks annoying to me. 

Somehow, I managed to laugh and smile when my classmates were throwing funny stories and punchlines at break times, but after those I can't help but to be back in my grouchy mood again!

Oh, stress! I know you won't leave me, but at least lessen it please. Sincerely, begging for a longer sleep.

Good night!

Friday, July 15, 2011

One time at the school's cafeteria :)



My blockmates and I had our two hours break yesterday that's why we decided to spend our time taking pictures. And the outcome was full of wackiness. I have plenty more of these photos on my facebook account.

I had fun throughout the week. 

I guess this is the last post for now, It's Saturday tomorrow and I still have a make up class early in the morning so I should go to bed now.

Good night, people of God!

(YAWN)

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE PRESS THE REMOTE CONTROL SO HARD WHEN THEY KNOW THAT THE BATTERIES ARE ALREADY LOW?

WHY? CAN THAT RECHARGE THE BATTERIES (again)??

Thursday, July 14, 2011

"I can see myself to you"

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Me, staring at the mirror.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

When you meet someone who gets your sense of humor no matter how stupid it may be

Sunday, May 1, 2011

In a mall..

Stranger: Miss beautiful, do you know where the CR is?
Me: beautiful?


LOL. I don't know, but I really am surprise when a stranger I talk to adds adjective in their statement. Maybe I'm just flattered. And before I can make a respond, I gave her a smile that looks like this:

I DON'T CARE IF YOU CATCH ME STARING, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING BACK

Thursday, April 21, 2011

I won't let the temptation go over me!

Because it is holy week we, Christians, have to do some simple sacrifices. Like no meat, no luxury, do fasting, etc., etc...

I was thinking of eating a chocolate this afternoon, just a small one. I'm beginning to imagine the illustration of that mini bar inside my head, twirling around like being shown in the commercial. And the fridge is just 5 steps away to grab one. So I started to walk, while walking nearer I was thinking if I should really eat even just one, because I know to myself that I should make a sacrifice. If I'll go over my temptation and have that delicious, peanut butter filled chocolate I might experience karma! Because God knows this was supposed to be a sacrifice.

Finally, I had my decision to not eat at all. I might have those disgusting pimples around my face. And I want to keep my face clean when I go out next week so I will not feel embarrassed with this friend of mine. 

And because of thinking too much about the chocolate, the karma and the pimples, I bumped my head at the refrigerator not noticing the distance! Dannnggg! That’s my Karma!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Spelling Demons

How can you tell a spelling demon? 

They're the words that look wrong even when they're right. I know you can spell all right because it's the opposite of all wrong. Maybe you were lucky enough to learn that a lot is two words, rarefyhas that pesky e, and sacrilegious has a whole lot of letters.

There are still tons of words lying (laying?) in wait for you.

 Here are 10 common spelling demons that have no doubt been deviling you for years:
  1. traveler. The British spell it with two l's, but Americans don't double-up, except in accented syllables (such as controlled, referral, propeller).
  2. coolly. Here, you're just adding the suffix to the root. (I know it still looks funny. But it's right. Trust me.)
  3. embarrass. Two r's and two s's. But then again, we have harass.
  4. unparalleled. Memorize this sucker. There's no other way around it.
  5. nickel. Is there any justice in the world?
  6. glamour. We can deal with this … but what about glamorous?
  7. resuscitate. That's why people learn CPR; they're too busy being heroes (not heros) to spell what they just did.
  8. genealogy. Like its first cousins mineralogy and analogy, one of a few words that doesn't end with -ology.
  9. pavilion. That's what we get for taking words from the French. Cotillion andvermilion also pose difficulty.
  10. dysfunction. Because so many people have it, better learn how to spell it (maybe a cure is easier?).
(Giggles)

I've been mastering this for some time. And I'll make sure to myself that I will never be deviled by those words above :)

Have a great day everyone!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Must be the wackiest day of his life

Hello there!

Starting yesterday we had our booth fair in our school as one of the activities  for the celebration of  the school's anniversary. ALLS is turning 19! 

and our section was assigned for the MARRIAGE BOOTH.

I didn't have any photos from yesterday's fun and excitement, only today. And I was so glad I have captured happy faces. Just like the grade 4 student below. I forgot his name. I only knew him as "Trudis". Anyway, I took pictures with him because he's so cute, bubbly and FUNNY.


 I asked him if he could take a picture with me. At first he was shy, then he finally agreed. He can't have a formal picture because he's laughing (: He still looks adorable though.

 I guess this kid is a joker. Making wacky shots (:

Finally, we had a proper picture together. I love this kid!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Kirby’s first day

4:30 am - Kirby’s arrival

6:30 - breakfast at home

9:20 – early lunch

12:00 nn - @ MOA; shopping

- had merienda @ DQ

- had dinner @ Kenny Roger’s

- watched Harry Potter 7 part 1

8:40 pm - driving home

10:00 - @ home

10:30- Went to bed and sleep

It’s so fun to be around with my cousin, he’s so cute, bubbly, and very forgiving. He was the one who invited us to watch Harry Potter 7, but when we were already there, he was snoring infront of the screen … hahaha... And Adrian taught him how to play a certain game in PsP.

So far so good, he enjoys staying with us here in the Philippines. I hope I can visit them there in Canada too.

Another inspiring day 11.22.10

Today, Janus made my day a good start. He went to school to give me instructions for he and my family will leave the house. I blushed when he came to talk to me.

…. And because of him, I was chosen to be the best student to give speech in Filipino subject for this day, and I believe my week will be as good as this Monday.

With full of love,

Erica ♥

Monday, November 8, 2010

Church is cool!

My family and I went to the church to attend mass. I was very happy in the morning because of the priest’s story in homily. He was narrating to us a wife who just got home from church and learned something new from the priest who led the mass earlier. She approached her husband and said, “Honey, the priest said that there is no marriage in heaven, that when we die. We won’t recognize each other anymore. It’s sad to know.

The husband laughed and faced his wife, “Why yes, honey! If there is marriage in heaven, it won’t be heaven anymore.” He paused. “You know. It will look like hell.”

Everybody inside the church laughed at the story. Many agreed because their understanding would be that those wives will never stop nagging their husbands even they are already in heaven. Heaven will still be a headache for the men.

And there was another one.

One day the priest asked a male college student why he didn’t choose to be a priest like him. The guy said, if he’ll be a priest, he won’t be able to marry a woman. The priest agreed with his answer and walked away. He found another person to interview, this time it was a female. He asked her, “Why didn’t you choose to be a nun? Being one of the sisters is not hard. All you have to do is pray inside the convent. Why?”

The female answered the same question like the first one. “Simple, if I’ll be a nun I won’t be able to marry a man.”

Back to the mass, the priest we were that moment pointed to the nuns beside us and said, “So they don’t have a boyfriend, do you, sisters? Or was that a lie?”

We laughed again for the second time.

The priest said something after that but I failed to hear it. All I heard at the last was, “Don’t worry, sisters. When I die and didn’t see any good looking man in heaven I will haunt you and tell you to date one, so you can experience how it’s like to be, right? Not bad.”

For the last time, the crowd laughed again. I laughed too, because they were laughing.

We ended the masses with smiles on our faces.

Friday, September 17, 2010

From Bad to Worse

I had a cold. the doctor came
and five assistants, too;
They laid ten icy hands on me,
And now I've got a flu.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Define 'Happines'

I am going through some of the hardest days in my life. Days that I didn't see come. Days I didn't plan for. Days I haven't thought of alternatives or ways to overcome them. They say that something good must come after a lot of bad, and I await passionately and anxiously and also willingly with a smile to see what is next.


I am excited about what is next.

I know what is happiness.

I know where is happiness.

I have found happiness.

Have you?

Saturday, September 4, 2010

back at it

I'm giving credit to WG after reading her funny yet crazy post. Read it. It's totally awesome.

WG: Can I help you find something?

Student: I'm looking for Room 23.

WG: You found it.

Student: Where?

WG: This room. It's number 23.

Student: No, that's where I'm going.

WG: But you're already here.

Student: Where?

WG: Room 23.

Student: Yeah, where's that?

WG: (Sigh) Go ask the teacher next door.

Kids Say the Darndest Things


Meet Gabi. Gabi will be 6 on Sunday. Gabi told me I have to be at her birthday party. Gabi is in love with the idea of being in love. Everything is weddings or boyfriends or something in-between. When asked the very important question of "How do you show Jesus you love him?" Gabi's response was "When you love Jesus you get married." (Her answer graced the front page of the sacrament program.)
A few nights ago I was cuddling with Gabi in the living room. "Guess who I love," I said to Gabi. She looked up me and said all seriously, "Fox" (Fox is a friend of mine who Gabi hadn't seen in MONTHS. I think Gabi is in love with Fox.) I laughed and said, "I love YOU Gabi."

Gabi looked frustrated and threw her hands up in the air and said rather loudly and with a tone, "If everybody loves somebody why doesn't anybody EVER get married???"

A very good question my adorable niece, a very good question indeed.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Overheard Conversation 2.0

This doesn't seem like an overheard conversation, but the people talking here are only them, and I'm not included.

Earlier in school, we checked our seatworks, That was in TLE time. The Items were over 20 and I only got 19 (phew! too bad, didn't make it). I was with my buddy, Dela Vega, that time. We were talking when another classmate butt-in.

The conversation started:

Classmate: Jan, what's your score?

Dela Vega: 19, why?

C: Oh, nothing. We just have the same score. It's just that yours is one higher than mine.

DV: Ah------ hahaha! (sarcastic)

Me: (Listening to them)

After they had there little talk I approached DV again and said, "He is weird. It's so weird. It's so, so weird!" (Making face), And he just kept laughing about it.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Humor for Lexophiles

A friend sent this to me and it was worth it to pass it on to you. If you don't laugh, at least you'll have new insight into my character.

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
6. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
7. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
8. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it!
9. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
10. The dead batteries were given out, free of charge.
11. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
12. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is just two-tired.
13. A will is a dead giveaway.
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
16. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
17. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting in linoleum blownapart.
18. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
19. A calendar's days are numbered.
20. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
21. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
22. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
23. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
24. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

NSF

This is not original. A friend of mine has a friend in the banking profession sent me this that was sent to him. I thought it was funny enough to pass on.
Dear Sirs,

I recently received a notice on one of my checks that said "insufficient funds." In view of what is going on internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me. Does that refer to me or to you?

Sincerely,

A depositor
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Life is more fun with them!

Was with Danica & Andrea at KFC that time. Decided to make a GIF for something new to see on my blog.



Stressful Tuesday!

I lacked sleep from last night. I only had 4 hours of sleep and I felt so cranky this morning. I woke up at 4:00am and left the house at 5:40am. If I'll leave later than that I'll be late on my 7:30am class. I don't have a choice. This is going to be my routine everyday for the whole 2nd semester.

Anyways, whenever someone would talk to me, I would give them a rude answer subconsciously. I could also sense myself frowning the whole time. I even tried to close my eyes for quick seconds when my professors were facing the blackboard while discussing something in class for I was so sleepy. In addition, I get easily annoyed of something or someone just because it or she looks annoying to me. 

Somehow, I managed to laugh and smile when my classmates were throwing funny stories and punchlines at break times, but after those I can't help but to be back in my grouchy mood again!

Oh, stress! I know you won't leave me, but at least lessen it please. Sincerely, begging for a longer sleep.

Good night!

One time at the school's cafeteria :)



My blockmates and I had our two hours break yesterday that's why we decided to spend our time taking pictures. And the outcome was full of wackiness. I have plenty more of these photos on my facebook account.

I had fun throughout the week. 

I guess this is the last post for now, It's Saturday tomorrow and I still have a make up class early in the morning so I should go to bed now.

Good night, people of God!

(YAWN)

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE PRESS THE REMOTE CONTROL SO HARD WHEN THEY KNOW THAT THE BATTERIES ARE ALREADY LOW?

WHY? CAN THAT RECHARGE THE BATTERIES (again)??

"I can see myself to you"

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Me, staring at the mirror.
When you meet someone who gets your sense of humor no matter how stupid it may be

In a mall..

Stranger: Miss beautiful, do you know where the CR is?
Me: beautiful?


LOL. I don't know, but I really am surprise when a stranger I talk to adds adjective in their statement. Maybe I'm just flattered. And before I can make a respond, I gave her a smile that looks like this:

I DON'T CARE IF YOU CATCH ME STARING, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING BACK

I won't let the temptation go over me!

Because it is holy week we, Christians, have to do some simple sacrifices. Like no meat, no luxury, do fasting, etc., etc...

I was thinking of eating a chocolate this afternoon, just a small one. I'm beginning to imagine the illustration of that mini bar inside my head, twirling around like being shown in the commercial. And the fridge is just 5 steps away to grab one. So I started to walk, while walking nearer I was thinking if I should really eat even just one, because I know to myself that I should make a sacrifice. If I'll go over my temptation and have that delicious, peanut butter filled chocolate I might experience karma! Because God knows this was supposed to be a sacrifice.

Finally, I had my decision to not eat at all. I might have those disgusting pimples around my face. And I want to keep my face clean when I go out next week so I will not feel embarrassed with this friend of mine. 

And because of thinking too much about the chocolate, the karma and the pimples, I bumped my head at the refrigerator not noticing the distance! Dannnggg! That’s my Karma!

Spelling Demons

How can you tell a spelling demon? 

They're the words that look wrong even when they're right. I know you can spell all right because it's the opposite of all wrong. Maybe you were lucky enough to learn that a lot is two words, rarefyhas that pesky e, and sacrilegious has a whole lot of letters.

There are still tons of words lying (laying?) in wait for you.

 Here are 10 common spelling demons that have no doubt been deviling you for years:
  1. traveler. The British spell it with two l's, but Americans don't double-up, except in accented syllables (such as controlled, referral, propeller).
  2. coolly. Here, you're just adding the suffix to the root. (I know it still looks funny. But it's right. Trust me.)
  3. embarrass. Two r's and two s's. But then again, we have harass.
  4. unparalleled. Memorize this sucker. There's no other way around it.
  5. nickel. Is there any justice in the world?
  6. glamour. We can deal with this … but what about glamorous?
  7. resuscitate. That's why people learn CPR; they're too busy being heroes (not heros) to spell what they just did.
  8. genealogy. Like its first cousins mineralogy and analogy, one of a few words that doesn't end with -ology.
  9. pavilion. That's what we get for taking words from the French. Cotillion andvermilion also pose difficulty.
  10. dysfunction. Because so many people have it, better learn how to spell it (maybe a cure is easier?).
(Giggles)

I've been mastering this for some time. And I'll make sure to myself that I will never be deviled by those words above :)

Have a great day everyone!

Must be the wackiest day of his life

Hello there!

Starting yesterday we had our booth fair in our school as one of the activities  for the celebration of  the school's anniversary. ALLS is turning 19! 

and our section was assigned for the MARRIAGE BOOTH.

I didn't have any photos from yesterday's fun and excitement, only today. And I was so glad I have captured happy faces. Just like the grade 4 student below. I forgot his name. I only knew him as "Trudis". Anyway, I took pictures with him because he's so cute, bubbly and FUNNY.


 I asked him if he could take a picture with me. At first he was shy, then he finally agreed. He can't have a formal picture because he's laughing (: He still looks adorable though.

 I guess this kid is a joker. Making wacky shots (:

Finally, we had a proper picture together. I love this kid!

Kirby’s first day

4:30 am - Kirby’s arrival

6:30 - breakfast at home

9:20 – early lunch

12:00 nn - @ MOA; shopping

- had merienda @ DQ

- had dinner @ Kenny Roger’s

- watched Harry Potter 7 part 1

8:40 pm - driving home

10:00 - @ home

10:30- Went to bed and sleep

It’s so fun to be around with my cousin, he’s so cute, bubbly, and very forgiving. He was the one who invited us to watch Harry Potter 7, but when we were already there, he was snoring infront of the screen … hahaha... And Adrian taught him how to play a certain game in PsP.

So far so good, he enjoys staying with us here in the Philippines. I hope I can visit them there in Canada too.

Another inspiring day 11.22.10

Today, Janus made my day a good start. He went to school to give me instructions for he and my family will leave the house. I blushed when he came to talk to me.

…. And because of him, I was chosen to be the best student to give speech in Filipino subject for this day, and I believe my week will be as good as this Monday.

With full of love,

Erica ♥

Church is cool!

My family and I went to the church to attend mass. I was very happy in the morning because of the priest’s story in homily. He was narrating to us a wife who just got home from church and learned something new from the priest who led the mass earlier. She approached her husband and said, “Honey, the priest said that there is no marriage in heaven, that when we die. We won’t recognize each other anymore. It’s sad to know.

The husband laughed and faced his wife, “Why yes, honey! If there is marriage in heaven, it won’t be heaven anymore.” He paused. “You know. It will look like hell.”

Everybody inside the church laughed at the story. Many agreed because their understanding would be that those wives will never stop nagging their husbands even they are already in heaven. Heaven will still be a headache for the men.

And there was another one.

One day the priest asked a male college student why he didn’t choose to be a priest like him. The guy said, if he’ll be a priest, he won’t be able to marry a woman. The priest agreed with his answer and walked away. He found another person to interview, this time it was a female. He asked her, “Why didn’t you choose to be a nun? Being one of the sisters is not hard. All you have to do is pray inside the convent. Why?”

The female answered the same question like the first one. “Simple, if I’ll be a nun I won’t be able to marry a man.”

Back to the mass, the priest we were that moment pointed to the nuns beside us and said, “So they don’t have a boyfriend, do you, sisters? Or was that a lie?”

We laughed again for the second time.

The priest said something after that but I failed to hear it. All I heard at the last was, “Don’t worry, sisters. When I die and didn’t see any good looking man in heaven I will haunt you and tell you to date one, so you can experience how it’s like to be, right? Not bad.”

For the last time, the crowd laughed again. I laughed too, because they were laughing.

We ended the masses with smiles on our faces.

From Bad to Worse

I had a cold. the doctor came
and five assistants, too;
They laid ten icy hands on me,
And now I've got a flu.

Define 'Happines'

I am going through some of the hardest days in my life. Days that I didn't see come. Days I didn't plan for. Days I haven't thought of alternatives or ways to overcome them. They say that something good must come after a lot of bad, and I await passionately and anxiously and also willingly with a smile to see what is next.


I am excited about what is next.

I know what is happiness.

I know where is happiness.

I have found happiness.

Have you?

back at it

I'm giving credit to WG after reading her funny yet crazy post. Read it. It's totally awesome.

WG: Can I help you find something?

Student: I'm looking for Room 23.

WG: You found it.

Student: Where?

WG: This room. It's number 23.

Student: No, that's where I'm going.

WG: But you're already here.

Student: Where?

WG: Room 23.

Student: Yeah, where's that?

WG: (Sigh) Go ask the teacher next door.

Kids Say the Darndest Things


Meet Gabi. Gabi will be 6 on Sunday. Gabi told me I have to be at her birthday party. Gabi is in love with the idea of being in love. Everything is weddings or boyfriends or something in-between. When asked the very important question of "How do you show Jesus you love him?" Gabi's response was "When you love Jesus you get married." (Her answer graced the front page of the sacrament program.)
A few nights ago I was cuddling with Gabi in the living room. "Guess who I love," I said to Gabi. She looked up me and said all seriously, "Fox" (Fox is a friend of mine who Gabi hadn't seen in MONTHS. I think Gabi is in love with Fox.) I laughed and said, "I love YOU Gabi."

Gabi looked frustrated and threw her hands up in the air and said rather loudly and with a tone, "If everybody loves somebody why doesn't anybody EVER get married???"

A very good question my adorable niece, a very good question indeed.

Overheard Conversation 2.0

This doesn't seem like an overheard conversation, but the people talking here are only them, and I'm not included.

Earlier in school, we checked our seatworks, That was in TLE time. The Items were over 20 and I only got 19 (phew! too bad, didn't make it). I was with my buddy, Dela Vega, that time. We were talking when another classmate butt-in.

The conversation started:

Classmate: Jan, what's your score?

Dela Vega: 19, why?

C: Oh, nothing. We just have the same score. It's just that yours is one higher than mine.

DV: Ah------ hahaha! (sarcastic)

Me: (Listening to them)

After they had there little talk I approached DV again and said, "He is weird. It's so weird. It's so, so weird!" (Making face), And he just kept laughing about it.

Humor for Lexophiles

A friend sent this to me and it was worth it to pass it on to you. If you don't laugh, at least you'll have new insight into my character.

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
6. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
7. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
8. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it!
9. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
10. The dead batteries were given out, free of charge.
11. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
12. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is just two-tired.
13. A will is a dead giveaway.
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
16. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
17. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting in linoleum blownapart.
18. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
19. A calendar's days are numbered.
20. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
21. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
22. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
23. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
24. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

NSF

This is not original. A friend of mine has a friend in the banking profession sent me this that was sent to him. I thought it was funny enough to pass on.
Dear Sirs,

I recently received a notice on one of my checks that said "insufficient funds." In view of what is going on internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me. Does that refer to me or to you?

Sincerely,

A depositor