Me: Um, Jesus?
Sister 1: No, but, wasn't Jesus really born in April? So, why do we celebrate it in December?
Sister 2: You just got that from an episode of Bones.
Sister 1: I mean, Christmas is nice because it brings people together, but, what's the big deal?
Me: Well, Jesus was the Messiah, which is kind-of the basis for our faith. Christmas is his birthday.
Sister 1: But, don't you ever wonder sometimes, like, what about the dinosaurs?
It's a good thing we're not on a reality show.